I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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