dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Gay?
German.
Pity.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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