I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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