but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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