Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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