Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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