we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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