she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
What drink are we having for lunch?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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