I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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