Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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