Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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