So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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