There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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