I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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