ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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