I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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