I wish I could teleport
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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