I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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