her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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