we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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