you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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