my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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