good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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