I met the friendliest cop last night
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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