its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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