We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Actions speak louder than pants.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
