I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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