i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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