pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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