I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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