weddingsv make me drug and hornr
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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