I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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