I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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