You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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