Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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