I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I need to align my fucking chakras
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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