Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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