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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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