My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
