i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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