i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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