I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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