Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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