Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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