is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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