Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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