So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
