ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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