You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize