Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
we should paint friendship bongs
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