I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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