big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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