He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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