Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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