My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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